The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!
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Episodes
85 episodes
Lawman 9
Chief Steve and the Boys are back and this time they are taking on crack! Or at least they are trying their level best to find that crack. Meanwhile Fat Bald cop gets put on a leash and Seagal is eating bird beaks! It's another Jefferson Parris...
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Season 2
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Episode 35
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1:16:41
Humanity Is Hard2Watch (Or An H2Dub Sexual Education)
Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Pod...
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Season 2
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Episode 34
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58:15
Video Game Villainy The Trial Mario Mario
For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war...
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Season 2
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Episode 33
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1:30:13
A Libertarian Paradise Lost (To Bears)
Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast.
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Season 2
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Episode 32
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1:49:51
The Monks Book Corner Featuring Live And Let Die
Legendary secret agent and UK national treasure Jimmithy Renee Bond is back! And this time he's somehow even more incompetent than he was the first time! Thrill to his globe-trotting adventures as he rampages through the east coast of the Unite...
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Season 2
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Episode 31
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1:28:52
2024 Was Hard2Watch (Or Winter Is Trumping)
Happy New Year from The Hard2Watch Podcast! Let's celebrate by talking about some of the calamities that happened to us in 2024, talk the Canadian Council of Santas, make fun of Russian military ineptitude, figure out how to make Tim Horton's c...
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Season 2
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Episode 30
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1:18:37
Home Alone 4 Part 2
The second part of your Crimmis present has arrived! We continue to explore the origin story of the Jigsaw killer, questionable parenting choices, questionable script writing choices, and Cap might even sing to you a little bit! The Last episod...
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Season 2
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Episode 29
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2:06:55
Home Alone 4 Part 1
Merry Crimmis you filthy animals! The Hard2Watch Podcast has stuffed part 1 of our review of the epically terrible Home Alone 4 in your stocking this year! You must've been very very naughty.....Get ready to unravel the backstory of Kevin McCal...
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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1:57:10
Randon Rambles 5 (The Revengeance)
In this episode Cap is suffering some major jaw pain from what he thought was a wisdom tooth (turns out he would end up getting a piece of his jawbone removed. Yaaaay!) so he murders a bottle of tequila while saying offensive stuff and respondi...
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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1:22:03
Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Volume II (Or Let Me See Your Papers)
It's getting late, almost time for bed. What better way to lull you to sleep than to have Cap crack open his story book to read you a couple more of his famous bedtime tales! This time we get the hottest new reality show featuring a mouse, a bi...
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Season 2
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Episode 26
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1:40:44
Lawman 8
Not going to lie, for months We thought we'd lost the audio to this episode but like a phoenix rising from the ashes, like victory snatched from the jaws of defeat, like a time machine not lost to the whims of fate, finally H2Dub Vs Lawman epis...
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Season 2
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Episode 25
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1:40:42
CHUD The Dud H2Double Feature
The Hard2Watch Podcast brings you a Thanksgiving feast with our first ever Movie review Double feature as we devour the C.H.U.D. movie franchise! Two hilarious hosts, Two terrible movies, Two incredible hours, One epic show! Dig in!
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Season 2
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Episode 24
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2:11:25
The Hard2Watch Thanksgiving Special II
It's Turkey Time again and Captain LAMOTU and The Monk invite you to join them at the table to say what we're thankful for this year! It's and H2Dub tradition!
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Season 2
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Episode 23
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2:06:19
Random Rambles IV (Or The Boys Are Getting Pretty Gay)
Rick Flair is hammered, The Creator of Dillbert wants to debate, apples are wearing lab coats, and Frenchie is being totally gay! That's right, it's time for more of Cap and The Monk's Random Rambles! Further proof that we need to take these gu...
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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52:29
Monk's Book Corner Featuring Casino Royale
The Monk is here to tell us how the legend of Jimmithy Bond all began as he breaks down the very first Bond Novel: Casino Royale. There's degenerate gambling, toxic masculinity, and more ball beatings and bacon and eggs than you can shake a car...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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1:29:53
The Patriot Part 2
When a doctor (Question Mark?) gets paid in pie and cabinetry, a deadly virus breaks out, and hay bales start sniping cops, there's only one thing to do: Ride into the mountains to boil your piss and feed it to the troops of course! Join Cap an...
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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1:34:14
The Patriot Part 1
Cap and The Monk review history in this episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast as they dive balls deep into the first ever straight to video Steven Seagal feature film with no PPE! What happens when you mix an academy award winning director, the wor...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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1:35:16
H2Dub's Top 20 Halloween Movies (Or Get Your Marathon On)
It's Halloween Day and as you get your costume on and prepare to raid your neighborhood for all their tasty treats we've got a special trick up our sleeves for you wherein The Cap and Monk each make a Top 10 list of their favorite horror movies...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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1:30:53
Carl Tanzler (Or One Count Of Love In The First Degree)
After Franken-dogs, Franken-Bryce, Count Macula is giving everyone a break from the horror by telling the enduring love story of Count Carl Von Cossel A.K.A. Carl Tanzler, a man that would let nothing stand between him and his destiny...not eve...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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1:22:44
Frankenstein Reborn Part 2
A hurricane is brewing outside the Monk's house threatening to stop the H2Dub from bringing Frankenstein Reborn to justice, but you know that isn't about to stop our intrepid heroes from getting the job done! Victor Franks and his good buddy Ha...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:51:01
Frankenstein Reborn Part 1
Everyone has heard the story of beloved horror icon Frankenstein written by world famous author Mary Shelly during a writing retreat in a spooky castle. However comma, we aren't here to talk about good books or proper movie adaptations. We are ...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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1:46:58
Double Dog Dare (Or Vlad The Imp-Tailor)
Kicking off spooky season #2 with some real mad scientist vibes as The H2Dub once again goes Horror2Watch, this time with a Frankenstein theme. Unfortunately this also means that we get to learn about a disgusting Russian science pervert and hi...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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1:04:12
The Baltic Fleet (Or Snakes On A Boat)
The Time Machine is lost, so today we are breaking into a local middle school and getting into their AV room to wheel out a tube TV and a VCR to watch and educational video on why the Russians should really just stop doing boats and how to get ...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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1:39:19
Spidey's Greatest Villian (Or We Bring The Gravity)
The debate on comic book villains has raged for decades. Who is the best? Who is the worst? Who has the greatest rouges gallery of all? Well, The H2Dub is about to put some of these questions to rest once and for all as Cap and The Monk discuss...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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1:19:05
Action Park (Or The Theme Is Pain)
It's time for one last summertime hurrah! Everybody put on your time clogs because we are going to the greatest (Question Mark?) theme park that the great state of New Jersey ever produced, Action Park. A place where one man's dream of creating...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:53:52
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