The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!
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Episodes
128 episodes
128 - Bells Of Innocence Part 3
The trilogy of terror that is The Hard2Watch review of Bells of Innocence concludes as we wrap up our chuck Norris Tribute Month! Find out if the story gets wrapped up in a coherent a satisfying way....spoiler alert, it doesn't. Plus Palm Beach...
127 - Bells Of Innocence Part 2
Cap and The Monk are back to face off against Bells of Innocence again. A Horrible Horror movie, question mark? Horrible yes, horror movie? Maybe in the loosest sense. Plus is the mysterious octopus getting added to that Hard2Watch animal rouge...
126 - Bells Of Innocence Part 1
Chuck is back and this time he's fighting ghosts or something in a modern day old west town, question mark? Buckle up boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are taking down a so-called Christian "Horror" film allegedly starring Chuck Norris!
125 - Forest Warrior Part 2
In part 2 of Chuck Norris's Forest Warrior we find out just how dangerous these woods kids can get as well as what happens when a man is willing to murder a bear to take his bear wife, plus what happens when a mini Monk luchas too close to the ...
124 - Forest Warrior Part 1
Roundhouse kicking off Chuck Norris memorial month, H2Dub tackles Chuck Norris in Forest Warrior. Here's a story about the murder of a mountain man, his subsequent murder of multiple animals to steal their life energy and powers, a little girl ...
123 - R.I.P. Chuck Norris
Cap and The Monk pay tribute to the late martial arts legend. Rest in power Chuck!
122 - The Hitman Part 2
It's time for the thrilling conclusion, question mark? Of Chuck Norris is The Hitman! There's going to be one-liners that make no sense, a plot that's full of holes, racism will be solved with story time and a punch in the face and Cap and The ...
121 - The Hitman Part 1
Chuck and Aaron Norris are back again as the actor/director duo of another cop out of water vehicle. This time Carlos rips a page out of Seagal's playbook and is betrayed by his partner and then turns into a cold blooded killer with a heart of ...
120 - Monk's Book Corner Featuring Diamonds Are Forever Part 2
Bond Jimmithy Bond, is off to Vegas to do some gambling on the strip, kill another cab driver, and maybe even take in a movie. What's going on with the diamond smuggling ring he's been sent to investigate? Well fuck you for asking because he wo...
119 - Monk's Book Corner Featuring Diamonds Are Forever Part 1
Jimmithy is back and this time breaking from character he is going to act like the worst secret agent ever! That's right, our boy still sucks at being a super spy and at gambling and at remembering to do what he's told. Plus, Cap hates all of y...
118 - Monks Court The People Vs The People Vs H2Dub Vs The Apocalypse
Today the battle for the H2Dub Vs the Zombie Apocalypse poster is settled in Monk's Court. Judge Monk is presiding as self proclaimed #1 hardons Layla and Rob plead their case for to be the winner of the contest with Captain LAMOTU as prosecuti...
117 - Guns and Gargoyles (Or It's Grotesque) with WillyWillWorXs
Cap and The Monk are joined once again by special guest, artist WillyWillworxs to talk about a very special episode of the Disney animated tv series Gargoyles. It's all about gun control and what member of what team is the best. Plus, how Kong ...
116 - A Dangerous Man Part 2
Cap and The Monk are back to polish off the turd that is A Dangerous Man. Steven Seagal and company continue to make baffling decisions, terrible tactical moves, and spit nonsense dialog all while Steven's much slimmer stunt double does all the...
115 - A Dangerous Man Part 1
When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lig...
114 - The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 2
This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving ...
113 - The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 1
Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bri...
112 - 2025 Was Hard2Watch (Or You Dirty Rat)
2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more!
111 - Home Alone 5 Part 3
It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!
110 - Home Alone 5 Part 2
Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box o...
109 - Home Alone 5 Part 1
Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat...
108 - The Sarajevo Santa (Or The Ghost Camaro Of Christmas Past)
It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! ...
107 - Lawman 13
We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1...
106 - Lawman 12
In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parri...
105 - This Is H2Dub News A Thanksgiving Special (Report)
Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America"For m...
