The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!
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Episodes
97 episodes
Above The Law Part 2
Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini!
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Season 2
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Episode 47
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1:18:31
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Above The Law Part 1
No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch.
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Season 2
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Episode 46
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1:27:52
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Robert Liston (Or F##k The Jersey City Post Office)
Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks!
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Season 2
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Episode 45
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1:14:38
The Cake Is A Lie (Or Random Rambles se7en)
The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly
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Season 2
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Episode 44
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1:29:51
A History That's Hard2Watch (Or What We're Missing In Schools)
Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school!
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Season 2
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Episode 43
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49:40
H2Dub Vs The Zombie Apocalypse (Featuring WillyWillWorxs)
Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue!Check out the Hard2Watch Facebook link for information on how you can win exclu...
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Season 2
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Episode 42
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1:18:35
Sloppy The Psychotic
A killer clown, a meager budget, Wish Jim Belushi, and some behind the scenes stories this time around as Cap knows the butt that gets the squeezins in this review of a drunken clown's rampage!
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Season 2
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Episode 41
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1:05:23
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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Vol IV (Or Your Prince Is A Foot Pervert)
Time to get tucked in because Cap is back with another bedtime story and this time it's a classic! Find out how it all went down in the OG version of Cinderella. There's death, there's lentils, there's mutilation, there's talking birds and a wh...
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Season 2
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Episode 40
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1:26:40
Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Vol III (Or A How To Sex Traffic a Flower)
Cap is here to tell you a couple more bedtime tales to get you all snuggled up and ready for dreamland! This week he's going to tell you all about a crazy king, the filthy random hobo he makes his son's godfather, and the flower that boy would ...
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Season 2
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Episode 39
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53:36
The1904 Olympic Marathon (Or Snake Oil Energy Dranks)
In 1904 there was no such thing as Gatorade or energy drinks but the athletes of the 1904 Olympic Marathon found other ways to hydrate, like rat poison and eggs! Let the hallucinations and racing machinations begin!
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Season 2
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Episode 38
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58:04
Monkey Fight (Or A Man Walks Into A $#!+)
Cap and the world are celebrating the iggles Superbowl victory with A story of man Vs monkey and the shit fight that ensues! We do some serious science in this one people!
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Season 2
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Episode 37
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57:57
Of Moobs And Men (Or An Ode To The Moose Knuckle)
Never let it be said that we here at The Hard2Watch Podcast don't give the fans what they want. You asked us to discuss moobs and moose knuckles and you're gonna get it! Plus a little Chuck Tingle action to boot!
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Season 2
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Episode 36
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51:16
Lawman 9
Chief Steve and the Boys are back and this time they are taking on crack! Or at least they are trying their level best to find that crack. Meanwhile Fat Bald cop gets put on a leash and Seagal is eating bird beaks! It's another Jefferson Parris...
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Season 2
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Episode 35
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1:17:44
Humanity Is Hard2Watch (Or An H2Dub Sexual Education)
Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Pod...
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Season 2
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Episode 34
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59:18
Video Game Villainy The Trial Mario Mario
For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war...
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Season 2
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Episode 33
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1:31:16
A Libertarian Paradise Lost (To Bears)
Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast.
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Season 2
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Episode 32
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1:50:54
The Monks Book Corner Featuring Live And Let Die
Legendary secret agent and UK national treasure Jimmithy Renee Bond is back! And this time he's somehow even more incompetent than he was the first time! Thrill to his globe-trotting adventures as he rampages through the east coast of the Unite...
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Season 2
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Episode 31
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1:29:55
2024 Was Hard2Watch (Or Winter Is Trumping)
Happy New Year from The Hard2Watch Podcast! Let's celebrate by talking about some of the calamities that happened to us in 2024, talk the Canadian Council of Santas, make fun of Russian military ineptitude, figure out how to make Tim Horton's c...
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Season 2
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Episode 30
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1:19:40
Home Alone 4 Part 2
The second part of your Crimmis present has arrived! We continue to explore the origin story of the Jigsaw killer, questionable parenting choices, questionable script writing choices, and Cap might even sing to you a little bit! The Last episod...
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Season 2
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Episode 29
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2:07:58
Home Alone 4 Part 1
Merry Crimmis you filthy animals! The Hard2Watch Podcast has stuffed part 1 of our review of the epically terrible Home Alone 4 in your stocking this year! You must've been very very naughty.....Get ready to unravel the backstory of Kevin McCal...
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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1:58:13
Randon Rambles 5 (The Revengeance)
In this episode Cap is suffering some major jaw pain from what he thought was a wisdom tooth (turns out he would end up getting a piece of his jawbone removed. Yaaaay!) so he murders a bottle of tequila while saying offensive stuff and respondi...
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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1:23:06
Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Volume II (Or Let Me See Your Papers)
It's getting late, almost time for bed. What better way to lull you to sleep than to have Cap crack open his story book to read you a couple more of his famous bedtime tales! This time we get the hottest new reality show featuring a mouse, a bi...
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Season 2
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Episode 26
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1:41:47
Lawman 8
Not going to lie, for months We thought we'd lost the audio to this episode but like a phoenix rising from the ashes, like victory snatched from the jaws of defeat, like a time machine not lost to the whims of fate, finally H2Dub Vs Lawman epis...
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Season 2
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Episode 25
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1:41:44
