The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!
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Episodes
115 episodes
A Dangerous Man Part 1
When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lig...
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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1:40:53
114 - The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 2
This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving ...
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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1:38:19
113 - The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 1
Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bri...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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1:24:58
112 - 2025 Was Hard2Watch (Or You Dirty Rat)
2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more!
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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1:30:37
111 - Home Alone 5 Part 3
It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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1:29:32
110 - Home Alone 5 Part 2
Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box o...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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1:57:36
109 - Home Alone 5 Part 1
Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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2:11:57
108 - The Sarajevo Santa (Or The Ghost Camaro Of Christmas Past)
It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! ...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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1:09:30
107 - Lawman 13
We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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1:36:11
106 - Lawman 12
In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parri...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:20:34
105 - This Is H2Dub News A Thanksgiving Special (Report)
Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America"For m...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:06:12
104 - Lawman 11
Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis!
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:15:43
103 - Lawman 10
Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk.
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:16:25
102 - The Mummy Resurrected Part 2
Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking!
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:43:53
101 - The Mummy Resurrected Part 1
It's been 5 months since Cap and The Monk last recorded an episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. What happened to our heros? Did Seagal get em? Find out today on a thrilling new H2Dub! Plus the boys review a horrible horror movie! Happy Halloween!...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:57:25
100 - Keepin It At 100 (Or C You In The Funny Papers)
The long awaited 100th episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast is here! Cap and The Monk clown on fools, talk about Steven Seagal's arms and tell you another bedtime story, plus a special guest appearance from Imperial Inquisitor Grimdark to tell us ...
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Season 2
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Episode 50
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2:03:12
99 - Captain LAMOTUs Bedtime Tales V (Or Hands Off My Apples)
I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking
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Season 2
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Episode 49
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1:25:45
98 - Above The Law Part 3
Nico Pastrami finishes his battle with Citizen CIA and the city of Chicago in the epic conclusion to The Hard2Watch marathon 3 part review of Above The Law! Also: Horses are the worst.
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Season 2
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Episode 48
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97 - Above The Law Part 2
Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini!
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Season 2
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Episode 47
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1:18:31
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96 - Above The Law Part 1
No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch.
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Season 2
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Episode 46
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1:27:52
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95 - Robert Liston (Or F##k The Jersey City Post Office)
Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks!
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Season 2
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Episode 45
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1:14:38
94 - The Cake Is A Lie (Or Random Rambles se7en)
The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly
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Season 2
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Episode 44
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1:29:51
93 - A History That's Hard2Watch (Or What We're Missing In Schools)
Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school!
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Season 2
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Episode 43
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49:40
92 - H2Dub Vs The Zombie Apocalypse (Featuring WillyWillWorxs)
Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue!Check out the Hard2Watch Facebook link for information on how you can win exclu...
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Season 2
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Episode 42
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